Photography by Abigail Varney
Text by Ryan Shelton

Meetings. Deadlines. International conference calls. This high-flying businessman has a lot on his plate. But even the most stylish industrialists need to treat themselves once in a while. And nothing pleases this man-about-town more than a big bowl of freshly whipped cream. Cream and what? Cream and nothing, motherfucker. This guy’s a modern day entrepreneur. He cuts laps of Central Park in a bespoke 3-piece suit. He listens to U2 as favour to Bono. And every week he gets a 90-minute massage because the 60-minute option is for tourists. This pig is the best guy you’ll never meet. Unless you manufacture high-quality cream. If that’s the case, expect a demanding call.


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